I’m Matthew Reeves, and I’m not the film director.

• I run Goldpan.io
• Born in UK 🇬🇧 , live in Canada 🇨🇦

I had a spell of writing satire stuff:

• https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/when-it-comes-to-tech-meetups-im-a-three-a-day-guy
• https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/michelangelos-hustle-journal-ca-1499

Worst job

You know screws?

You know, for building stuff (not the British prison slang for wardens)

My job was to watch a machine that put them in bags and correct it when it put too many in. That wasn’t the best.